Sunday, November 11, 2007

ARIES MAN

ARIES MAN


He always let other people walk in front of him, but he will get there first. He is a very careful guy and small obstacles won't make him fall easily even he thinks life is a very serious matter. He is as romantic as any other Zodiac. He could look gentle, but inside he is as strong as steel. Once he determine to do something, he is serious about doing it well. He will keep any pressure or insult deep down inside without showing emotion. You will never see his emotion of burden or disappointment and always wonder what he thinks or feels. He will well kept his feeling.

You will never see a guy in this Zodiac involving in other people business. He always concern with his own business. Sometimes he can be talkative, but he will never give anyone advice if he has not been asked. If you ask for advice, he will certainly give you one. He respects elderly and senior, so you will see he is the type who visit his parents steadily or often.

He is a slightly shy but also a stubborn person. He will find many ways to make you happy when you are with him, till you realize he is the important person for you. Once he is in the "Power Position", he will use his power gently. He is a good leader and "Gentleness" is one of his effective method for exploiting his power. It is although he is borne to be a leader. He never hide his ambition, and he is a workaholic. he will not take any position that he has no control. He will work very hard to reach his goal and satisfaction.

Compliment from his boss or superior are never enough for him, he want his deserved reward. His deep insecurity make him reach and collecting valuable things, and this you may think he is stingy. Actually he could easily spending money to buy things, traveling or pay for things that makes him happy and he think necessary for his need. He care what other people think of him and want to get good comments or compliments.

Outside he looks like stone and steel, but inside he is a fragile person. He will hide and cover up weak emotion and his sadness in order to maintain and keep up his "Image". One method of cover up you could easily notice is suddenly if he is quiet, cold, or act very strong or very secure. Often, he feels insecure, even he is serious about his life and his own surrounding.

This is the man who never hurry to get marry, so hardly sit back and regret about his marriage later. If he gets marry, he need to be very certain and very sure. It will take a long time for such decision, so if you tell him that you are "breaking up" , you better forget him for good because he will never coming back.

He always keep his promise. If he said he will meet you in your place in 2 hours then he will be there, unless there is a serious accident or unavoidable things happen. He hate people who is late for date or any appointment.

He like to think woman should be a follower and take care of family and working is a man duty. He does not like to compete with his girl friend or his wife at work because competition already exist with himself and other people. He will be very proud if he can afford and care for his family. Do not try to over power him or insult him, he can not stand it. He likes to be in control of every things, every situations.

He like a "Classy Woman" ,if she also comes from a good family then it is a Plus. It will make him feel proud and very ego about her status. Flashy type of woman , forget it. He like a perfect or a nearly perfect housewife. He tend to be possessive. He will not tell you if he is mad at you, but will act very moody to show you instead.

He like to hear sweet word and compliment so you can get his interest that way. If he approaches you to ask you out, do not act too stubborn or fooling around too much. He will get tired and just disappear. He has to feel confident when he is around you, so knowing this fact you should know what to do, right!

If you want him, you have to make him feel like he is the most important person for you. He likes a kind hearted woman , polite and can get along with his family. When he feels sad, do not leave him alone, but be very supportive. Kind words and your smile will win him over, so this strong man will be like a chicken in your palm.



Source: http://www.sunncity.com/Horoscope/Aries-Man.Html

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Shutter之舒薇生日篇

11月7日是舒薇的成为寿星婆的日子,为了避免被他的housemates booking先,所以我们早早约好时间,一起去KT庆祝。
7november is su wei's birthday,to make sure that her housemates din kidnap her from us,so we decide the date early and go celebrate at kt together

我、盈盈和爱爱坐涎潋的车
舒薇、卓汉和添佳坐阿kenn的车
我们大约九点出发,两辆车,一个目的地。
这可说是我第一次坐延潋的车去KT
this is my first time sit on yeanlian's car to go KT

也是我第一次见到他的恐怖驾驶技术(周杰伦根本不用来)
also my first time to see her dangerous driving skill(Jay Chou also need to surrender)

刚开始还好好的,当就要到Town时我跟他说向左转,他慢慢的驶到右边
i said turn left but she turn right

我觉得不对劲,看看他的signal灯时是亮向右边,厉害厉害
幸好我来得及发觉,不然我们就要去Giant Shopping 了
thanks god i realize it earlier,if nt gonna going shopping at Giant

过后她还怪我为何要讲左右,因为他不会分左右(瓦老,还要怪我哦,又不讲自己蠢)
later she still blame me why i say left and right becoz she cant distinguish left and right,walao

结果只好用最实际的方法,就是洁盈那边(左边),你那边(右边)还有你和洁盈中间(直走)
its seem like i need to say "ur side","kiat yin's side" and "between u and kiat yin"to symbolize left,right and ahead.

终于就要到Happy Land了,我们的车就尾随着阿Kenn的车,他们在左line,我们在右line
at last we almost reach Happy Land,our car is just behind ah kenn's car
阿kenn驾的蛮慢(延潋一直在骂)这时有辆车想超车,我就叫他吃进阿kenn后面,但想不到的是。。。。。。。
ah kenn drive quit slow,at this time gt a car at behind,so i tell her turn to ah kenn behind to let the car cross us
这条水加速越过阿kenn,但这时需要左转,我赶快喊:“洁盈那边”
this fellow speed up and overtake ah kenn but at that time we need to turn left, so i quickly shout "kiat yin's side"
车盘一转,延潋的车从右line走进右line(既是阿kenn前方)再转弯
she turn the steering,from the right line to left line( infront of ah kenn)
我觉得幸好我喊的是“洁盈那边”而不是“左边”,因为可能那仅仅的两个字的时间会导致车祸发生
fortunately i shout kiat yin's side not left, if nt mayb will cause an accident
而我这玉树临风,英俊潇洒的帅哥可能就要英年早逝了(天下女子都会伤心欲绝,生不如死)
and all ladies in the world will sad because this world will less 1 handsome boy
如果你们要冒着生命危险坐延潋的车,确保你们买了天安保险或已写下了遗书
例:如果我XXX,乘坐了延潋的车
请跟我爸妈说。。。
“我爱你。。。”
if u wan to sit on yen lian's car make sure u buy insurance and leave a note wrote:
dad and mum
i love u

安全抵达目的地Happy Land之后(head and shoulder洗发水),我们就找个风水位坐下来
(正面对着大银幕)
当时正播着WWE,还看到久违了的Stone Cold Steven Austin出一招Stone Cold’s Stunner再拿水炮射人。。。型
添佳order了两份炸雪糕,我看到蛮有趣的,就也跟着叫了一份
炸雪糕是由一片牛油面包包着雪糕,外热内冷,好特别但味道也是so so罢了
这就是炸雪糕啦(有vanila和chocolate两种口味可选)
fried ais-cream

我们order了两set的蒙古火锅,等了好久,火锅的料和汤终于到啦(份量好少哦),但锅还没到
这时舒薇问我到底要如何烫来吃,我说:

[很简单啊,把料倒进那小茶壶就可以了,首先是要打蛋进去先]
very easy, you just open the cover and put the egg inside
{是咩?不要骗我哦}
yeah meh?dun lie to me wo
[我几时有骗过你你说]
which time i lie to u de?
舒薇打开盖
suwei open the cover
{我真的打哦}
i really put in lo
[是啦,没有骗你的啦]
ya la,i din lie to u la
kenn『舒薇你不要信这条水讲的话啦,分明是骗你的』
kenn:dun listen to this fello la,he is lying to u la
{哦哦哦,你骗我}
oooo,u lie to me

haih,阿kenn,差一点就有笑话看啦,干嘛酱快拆穿。。。可惜,不然舒薇人生中就会留下污点(让我笑到翻白眼吐白沫的污点)
aiyo ah kenn,why so fast bongkar it

看到舒薇前面的小茶壶吗?嘻嘻
(这时锅已到了)


舒薇差点被骗没多久之后,锅终于到啦。这蒙古火锅十分特别,它中间是凸出来让人在那上面烧烤,而周围就是放汤和料的地方。
可能我们人数太多的关系,火锅被逼挤到满满的肉和料。

开餐咯
有猪肉、鸡肉、牛肉、虾、鱼丸、面、米粉、蛋、菜和乌贼



上厕所时我随便进一间,小到一半忽然听到外面舒薇说“ladies”,吓了我一跳,惨了,好像进错厕所了,便赶快解决它出来看,fiuh,好彩没进错。舒薇阿舒薇,我被你下了一跳,害我在车上又尿急(可能在你说“ladies”时我有所保留吧)
when i go in the toilet and doing my job,suwei said a word"ladies",oh, i realize i didnt see this toilet weather for gents or ladies,i quickly finish my job and go out.luckly i din go into wrong toilet,su wei,u really scare me la
接下来的目的地原本是SecretResipe但当时已11点多,店也关了,只好换地方,那就是zies corner。。。
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到了zies corner你们猜猜第一件事是要做什么呢?对了,就是上厕所,因为刚才被舒薇吓到,尿都收回了一点,没小完。
the first thing we do at zies corner is find a toilet,i din finish piss off because of suwei
那里是没有厕所的,我们只好走到Grand Continental Hotel里借厕所。
上完厕所,就在Hotel里逛逛
玩一玩电梯,拜一拜海报,拍一拍照
在Hotel里没有人影,静悄悄的,有少少阴阴的感觉
我赶快到处拍照,可能会像Shutter主角那样拍到。。。。。。Fuiyoh

有没有看到一个修女站在走廊的尽头?
a sister at the end of the corridor


回到Zies Corner,看到桌上有一个长长一条的东西,添佳跟我说是Sossage,但我觉得不是
tian jia said is saussage but i think nt.......
形状好美的大便
looks like shit

而像是某某人从Hotel里的厕所挖出来的大便,到底是谁做的呢?经过了一番调查,我们终于知道原来是阿kenn大便。。。。。。
after investigate,we know that this is ah kenn's shit

残障人士的Toilet

感到噁心的卓汗把大便塞回阿kenn的屁股,再用他的必杀技“千年杀”
把大便捅进去
johann put the shit back to ah kenn's butt
哎呀,好痛啊


时针和秒针都指向了12点,舒薇也老了一岁,可以到云顶赌场大杀四方了。
这时我们都有机会张开歌喉,大声唱生日歌(我等好久了)
添佳的叉掉到地上,他便向小二要一只新的叉,但可爱的是他不是说“saya mau satu garpu”
而是比了一个拿叉的手势(手好像握着透明的鸡蛋,然后上下摆动)
我们听了后,笑到肚子痛,但那还好,更好笑的是当舒薇问我们笑什么时,我们不告诉他
他竟说:“我的第一个生日愿望就是想知道你们笑什么?”
my birthday first wish is want to know what u all laughting at
听了之后。。。Fuyoh
(laugh to faint)
我们的笑声传到Zies Corner的每一个角落,当场全部人包括厨房的人都望过来,我们当没一回事
继续笑。。。(你说怎能不笑呢?)
we continue laughing though many people look at us
我们聊东聊西聊废话,在离开之前拍了合照后,就向我们的下一个目的地。。。山上
next destination-hill
皇上和皇妃被袭击(噢!我的头发没咯)
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靠着咒语“你那边,洁盈那边,你和洁盈中间”,我们终于到达山上

二话不说,我就拿起我的专用相机,发挥我优异的拍照天份,在我英明的指导下,我们拍出了许多的经典照。。。(谁想拜我为师的,包我一天三餐就行了)

经典照如下:

右挖挖,挖啊挖,好爽
(好大粒的神丹)
(big nose shit)
左挖挖,挖啊挖,超爽
(哎呀!好像捅到太用力,流鼻血了,糟)
kenn和卓汗互挖好gili
(our nose bleeding)
为了防止鼻血继续流,只好用两只手指塞着
(stuck it with both finger to prevent blood flow out)
有血味的鼻屎应该很美味,我们一起来试试
mmm。。。甜甜的,好好吃
nose shit will blood,so sweet,nice

有多的,随便啦,就抹去衣服上吧
clean the shit on shirt

arrggg...谁看到了我们刚才挖鼻屎
不能放过他
(哇,好像要袭胸酱)

cant let people c what we did just nw
赶快捉着他的胸
呀呀呀!!!!
还不死
这次你走不掉啦
乖乖受死吧
gotcha


唉耶,干嘛是两个肉包来的
糟糕,原来他是阿瓜(aqua)来的
“呵呵呵,你们摸到我好爽,轮到我摸你们了,来吧,honey们”
“不要啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!!!!!”
ainyer,why got 2 bao
omg,is an aqua
"hehehe,u raba me, nw is my time to raba u all,come honey"
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

再逼不得的情况下,我们使出了延潋的独门绝招
这招需要七七四十九天不冲凉才能练成的绝招
名为“臭氏气功第一式-七里香”
毒气将由腋下排出
臭味扑鼻,令人痛苦不已
而且气体将渗透到每一个细胞,造成全身都散发出臭味
导致终生体臭

“nyer,我不要臭臭,等下没有客人要找我爽爽,还是赶快走吧”
busuk gas release
can penetrate into every single cells and can make some1 smelly whole life
"nooo,i dun wan busuk,if nt later no customer come to find me liao"

ishhh,可恶,被他(她?)逃掉了
不过气体已渗入他体内
他生意难做咯
除非遇到喜欢嗅臭臭ketiak的人囖
ishhh let him(her?)escape liao


使出了这绝招的后遗症是腋下会痒痒的
这时我们都抓啊抓
好So Fu(舒服)
gatal after realease the gas
过后需要做的就是张开双手让它通通风
因为那臭味不是开玩笑的
对施术者本身也会造成影响
现在你们明白为何延潋会姓臭了吧

最后的步骤就是确保没有残留下来的臭味
左嗅嗅,右嗅嗅,应该没臭了
这也是延潋最喜欢的一个步骤,因为他超爱嗅ketiak
其实他心里想嗅每一个人的ketiak
不然为何他会练这门绝招
而且还要教我们呢?
smell ketiak to make sure no smell anynore
(yenlian so happy now coz can smell ketiak)

之后我们看看七里之内还有没有其他的受害者
为了不让其他人知道我们有这门绝招
我们必须铲草除根


任何生还者将会遭到(臭氏气功第二式-屁屁波)的对付
这招是将由吸进的空气压缩在丹田
再一口气排出
威力有如龟派气功般强
但这招比龟派气功更胜一筹
因为就算击不中敌人,还有毒气让人晕眩一瞬间
我们就能在那一瞬间击倒或捕捉敌人
fart to pengsakan the enemy

女子:“可恶,臭死啦,比我们的还臭,顶不顺啦,看脚”
smelly than us,cant tahan
(kick some ass)

男子:“不知几香,你们女子都不会享受,看我们用力咀,哗,好过瘾,爽过吸鸦片”
the girls dunno have to enjoy our fart,sedutttttt,wah,so nice

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接下来的就是重头戏——舒薇生日版Shutter

喂喂喂,是Shutter不是贞子啦
(卓汗起脚踢贞子咯)
阿kenn在掩鼻子
难道贞子在放屁

ghost farting
好臭,赶快拿芳香剂来喷 (屁有腐臭味,也难怪)

舒薇的贞子look
(现在的鬼都很hightech,会用手机了)
suwei's ghost look
(ghost also hightech liao,use handphone)

阿kenn惊讶的表情
加上肩上的手
难道。。。。


干嘛表情变酱high去了
后面的鬼在干嘛?
又难道。。。。
在搔阿kenn的屁股
rabaing ah kenn's butt


爱爱最怕的一个动作(出现在Alone)
只差没有辣椒酱
眼睛留不到血
aiai most scare de post

望后镜有什么?
有。。有。。有鬼啊!!!
赶快开车跑啊!!!
一百八十时速,应该追不到了吧?

ghost at behind
runnnn

哇,酱都追到,不是吧
oh shit

诶,为何我驾车甩开鬼后
突然肩膀感到好痛呢?
干嘛我忽然看不到东西?
why my shoulder feel so pain a?

“我一生一世都陪着你”
“我。。在你。。左。。右。。”
i will follow u foverer
i ll be by ur side
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女鬼:“赶在我地盘扮鬼撒野,看我给点颜色看才行,呵呵呵”
“我来了,呼呼呼呼呼”
ghost:'those fellow dare to come kacau at my place
let me scare them out of here"


卓汗你看这鬼好像延潋,快点给他嗅ketiak(peace)
鬼:“不要!!!瓦老叻,这些人还凶过我这女鬼”
人:“秋,鬼不用死啊!”
“谁叫你好像不像,要像那傻延潋”
johann,this ghost looks like yenlian la,quickly let her smell ketiak
ghost"nooo,walao,those human more garang than me"
human:"ghost no need to die a?"
"who ask u to looks like that stupid yenlian"

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经过一番胡闹,因为太吵得关系,我们被motel的人投诉,之后只好启程去化浓妆的店混了
当时大约3点半早上,我们在那里聊聊天,讲讲鬼故事(哈哈,舒薇又再被我骗了),混到5点多我们才回家。
Haih,我们变夜鬼了,不象样。

我用了三天来写着文章,虽然迟了一点,还是要祝舒薇生日快乐


感言:感谢盈盈那么赏面,做了我所安排的动作,好感动,嘻嘻,希望你十年后看回这些照片不 要撞墙后悔说:“臭伟贤啦,逼我拍酱的照,哎哟,给孙孙看到不是糗死我了”

也感谢添佳陪我们一起癫,希望你不会被我们疯狂的样子吓到,哈哈哈,习惯就好









Tuesday, November 6, 2007

没有考试的日子

前晚因为考试只睡两小时
昨晚因为看戏直到今早六点才睡
然后今天下午4点半才起身
不象话,不象话
今晚去KT帮人庆祝生日
今晚会几点睡呢?
天晓得。。。。




没有考试的日子
。
。
。
好爽

Sunday, November 4, 2007

猫好卫生哦

最近一直肚子不舒服
this few days my stomach in bad condition
我不知牺牲了多少颗树
i dont know how many trees that i had sacrificed
我不知浪费了多少的水
i dont know how much water that i had wasted
我造成了环境污染
i cause the environment polluted
我罪业慎重
i feel so guilty
怎么办????
how????

我好羡慕猫
i m so jelous of cats
不用厕纸也不用水洗
din use toilet paper and wash using water




还那么干净
still clean like that

Friday, November 2, 2007

遗书

最近发现一张好恐怖的多功能神符。。。

功能如下:
  1. 避邪
  2. 放进电话或电脑当Anti-Virus
  3. 遇到色狼令他性障碍
  4. 当叉烧饭店的招牌(想想下还是不要—怕吓走客人)
  5. 绑牙医院的模特儿
  6. 减肥公司的海报
  7. 奶嘴广告
  8. 门神
  9. 007特务恐吓道具
  10. 用来鼓励某些女生。。。(哈哈哈哈哈)


这可是我冒着被杀的危险偷偷拿出来的珍藏
目的就是要造福人群,为人民提供一些贡献

如果某天看到新闻某某人被重物压到七孔流血
小肠从屁股洞喷出
全身死无全骨
五脏爆裂

不要怀疑
那就是我

所以你们不要辜负我的一番辛苦
好好利用这道神符

永别了


伟贤遗字




Tuesday, October 30, 2007

家里的假期

假期间,废了几天,在登嘉楼就是玩,玩,还有玩,终于还是要回家。功课没做完,书又还没读,假期可以说是不能够好好享受,每天脑子里就是做不完的功课,读不完的书,但可恶的是放完假回到来后我只花了大概半小时就做完了,这都要归功于阿晖咧,害我在家还那么担心。在家k了书但考试方面还是发瘟不会做,算啦。

一到芙蓉好彩朋友忠杰来载我,我的行李都不知要怎样搬回去,过后就陪他一起去T1打The House Of Dead 4,刺激但三两下就被咬死了,还浪费了两块钱,发瘟。过后他的兄弟也一起来凑两脚,我看他们用了不少钱在那游戏上吧

回到家正要踏进家时就有朋友打电话来问我到家了没有,厉害,电话响时我的脚还吊在半空中还没踏进家里。那时大约晚上十点左右吧,到家就陪佛友和德民他们出去吃宵夜。

第二天早上六点就要起身了,要陪我爸到Kuala Pilah去。其实到那里是超闲的,他在礼堂我却在礼堂外等他到下午两点,你看我几孝顺,哈哈哈。其实当天去那里的都是欧巴桑和欧吉桑,只有两个俊男和美女在那里,俊男不用说当然是我,另一个也是陪家人来的美女,哈哈哈(找不到机会去认识他,呵呵呵,他的损失)。回到家闲闲没事做就走去剪头发,但好笑的是剪完才发现自己没带钱包,然后就飞车回家拿,真是发瘟排写。给了钱就快快闪人,去找思洳谈去KL的事,还被他笑。本来约好要去Mid Valley找晓敏但因为时间不能配合,结果取消了。咸虫彩云放假三个月,超爽,事不宜迟当然找他哈啦一番,晚上我跟德民就坐他那白色脱漆Saga去喝茶,结果第二天她在教书时打瞌睡,哈哈哈,对不起了。

长豆和老豆

为了要赶回登嘉楼赶完功课,就叫阿民载我到芙蓉车站换票,但可恶的是我被两个柜台的人推来推去,到最后就跟我说那人今天没做工,改天才来,发他的瘟啦。阿民本来要去做工的。但最后还是陪我去JUSCO看戏,哈哈哈。他说他好像看《兄弟》但我要看《The Seeker》,到最后他还是敌不过我,陪我去看《The Seeker》哈哈,揸到的是《The Seeker》不是想象中那么好看,还被他酸了一下,haih。晚上约好要跟彩云和阿民要到阿婷家看Baby,可是民放飞机,只好我们两人去咯。一去到婷婷家第一眼看到他真是吓了一大跳,肥了好多,哈哈哈,他也说自己变成了安娣。Baby是超可爱的,我拿起相机他还目不转移的瞪着相机,拍照闪光他更兴奋,一直笑,嘻嘻嘻,好Cute。
cute cute的baby

哎哟,干嘛哭了
刚才还那么兴奋


在家的第三天,又到芙蓉换票,这次也是民民载我到车站,不同的是今天他有做工,哈哈。走去换票但卖完了,那时还很担心不知回到去赶的完功课没有。换不成票我就直接撘巴士回家,本来还想要不要找嘉仪一起去明格找云姐,但好累不想去,还害嘉仪放云姐飞机(嘉仪,我不想的啊,只是不懂你跟云姐越好了)。巴士上遇到刚放学的慧宁和政彬,发现慧宁也肥了,好羡慕,我要都没有。(祝生日快乐给26号生日的慧宁,忠琪还有焕晖)

第四天我就惨了,没有交通被逼关在家里,闲到差点发瘟,一直到下午民民才载我去游车河(好彩)。晚上我,民民,彩云还有宇湘就在马来mamak聊天,聊到收档我们又走去宇湘家聊,可怜的宇湘第二天要去旅行还陪我们巅到酱夜(感动),当晚我也第一次见识到KOTEX的真面目,谢谢你的详细解释。


民民还有他的女友上ERING哦

在九州的最后一天,在家读书。。。晚上打包去登嘉楼

到了登嘉楼发现钱包和电话不见,好开心(@!#!@#¥!#¥!@%%¥……)

一到家就做功课(几勤劳啊)哈哈,过后就开始我的派包行动。到了阿晖家发现隔壁正在做食物研究,在研究过程中他们制造出好多副产品,可怜的我们变成了实验品(其实当时我看到他们的制造的化学物质都没胃口要吃了,后来只吃爱爱1mm x 1mm x 0.5mm的冷冻煎蛋,差点吐血)

爱爱,是不是吃了自己煮的也顶不顺咧
晕倒在臭臭的床上(主人臭,床当然也臭)


P/S:
考试期间好轻松,有时还闲到没事做
昨晚看漫画到今天六点早上才睡,我看也只有考试期间才能那么做吧
哈哈

Sunday, October 28, 2007

又离开我

又永别了
可以的话,希望你们能回到我身边
我好想念你们
希望你们那王八蛋的新主人会送你回来
但我想他不会

为什么你们一次又一次的离开我
这一次还带走新同伴
让我与世隔绝
却丢下另一个朋友
我不知你们何时会带他一起走
但我不希望你们这样做
因为你们走后就只有他陪伴我

你知道你们离开后,我会很惨吗?
没得吃饭
没得逛街
没的提钱
没得借书
没得考试
而且还可能分分钟被警察请去喝咖啡

你知道上次我用了好多时间和金钱把你们再造
而且你们的再造费也提高了
希望你们不要再离开我了哦

*未满18岁的禁止阅读接下来的东西
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给他妈的小偷:
不要给我知道你是谁
看到你我一定把你的弟弟拉长再绑着你的颈
然后挂在树上鞭打
接下来把你双脚拉去后面绕过肩膀再插进你的鼻子洞
最精彩的就是把你的头塞进屁股洞去让你呼吸困难而死

阿弥陀佛。。。。。。。。