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Priapuloidea

Priapuloidea are cylindrical worm-like animals, with a median anterior mouth quite devoid of any armature or tentacles. The body is ringed, and often has circles of spines, which are continued into the slightly protrusible pharynx. The alimentary canal is straight, the anus terminal, though in Priapulus one or two hollow ventral diverticula of the body-wall stretch out behind it. The nervous system, composed of a ring and a ventral cord, retains its primitive connection with the ectoderm.

There are no specialized sense organs or vascular or respiratory systems (hemerythrin is the protein responsible for oxygen transportation). There is a wide body-cavity, but as this has no connection with the renal or reproductive organs it cannot be regarded as a coelom, but probably is a blood-space or hemocoel.

The Priapuloidea are hermaphroditic, and their male and female organs, which are one with the excretory organs, consist of a pair of branching tufts, each of which opens to the exterior on one side of the anus.

The tips of these tufts enclose a flame-cell similar to those found in flatworms and other animals, and these probably function as excretory organs. As the animals become adult, diverticula arise on the tubes of these organs, which develop either spermatozoa or ova. These pass out through the ducts.

Article from: wikipedia

i think you all are asking why i post this article....


there should be a reason...


actually i just want you all to guess what is the common name of this worm...


its very easy and simple...


nearly 100% of the human being is so familiar with its name...


and nearly 50% of human being have this thing...


so...


the answer is....














THE PENIS WORM

下厨记

今天我又亲自下厨了

不知道他们有没有觉得那些菜有没有一点咸咸

为什么呢？

因为我是咸鱼嘛

煮菜当然不需要放盐

那要怎么办呢？？

嗨呀

容易啦

我撒泡尿下去就行了

哇咔咔咔咔咔咔咔咔咔咔咔

16/6关丹一日游（without video)

既然阿gan写了英文版，那我就写个华语版的关丹一日游

我们买了九点半的巴士票，还以为3小时后会到达关丹，那只他们有吃饭又祈祷，所以延迟抵达关丹的时间，到那儿时已经是两点了。。。

想买7点的巴士票但就只有6.30的巴士票。。。那么说我们只有4小时半的时间玩咯。。。好赶哦

之后，宁girl和他的朋友， 佩婷和我们的司机：自称是来至sarawak的X yen（忘了名字）去唱K

我们订了一间“很大”的k房，每小时是RM20

这是我第一次跟宁girl唱k哦。。。因为每次约她都不去还讲我不约她（一粒给你就知道）

我们有的在那里鬼叫，有的在那里杀鸡，两小时后就走了。。。（难得阿gan开金口咧）

然后就到附近的百货公司买东西，本来想买土产回去当生日礼物，但因为时间关系随便就买了一样东西再在上面雕关丹字样就行了。。。

时间剩下不多，我们就在回去之前去吃肉骨茶。。（宁girl，要好好控制你的食量哦）

X yen，下次来又要麻烦你当司机了，如果给宁girl做就惨了，最多带一点terangganu土产给你（虾饼）*你们要怎样炸就不干我事了。。。。。

佩婷啊佩婷。。。得空我们去蜈蚣山赏月。。。哇咔咔咔咔
*肉骨茶好好吃咧。。。yamyam

下次记得来terangganu，带你们去水晶回教堂包头巾

鲨鱼的故事

今天去安娣那里吃饭

刚巧他们正在煮鲨鱼

他们看到我们来就极力的推荐他们煮的鲨鱼

心想我们才刚刚膛完鱼，看到鱼都反胃，就笑笑的回应。。。

然后。。。

安娣：阿弟啊，生孩子后吃了鲨鱼肉会很好的啊

咸鱼：安娣阿，我不生孩子的

安娣：改次叫你老婆吃咯

咸鱼：不要了，等下我怕我孩子咬我

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在那之前。。。。。。。。


男人：要吃鲨鱼吗？女子吃了鲨鱼牙齿会很美

女人：。。。。。。











唉耶。。。那男人吃了不是会有两条！？？？

大眼睛

上两星期从早到晚都看显微镜

看到头晕晕想吐

看着看着睡着了

眼睛敲在eyepiece上


这星期报告一箩箩

又要整理山一样多的数据

从早到晚坐在电脑荧幕前

辐射往我眼里冲

害我这死鱼眼腫成这样。。。

为你而死

女人女人。。。

千万不要问男人“可以为你而死吗？”

不然等下我就把耳屎塞进你嘴里。。。