不开口你当我们是病鱼

今天做lab时发现一个惊爆的事

原来。。。原来。。。

原来鱼也会骂人的。。。
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鱼它们其实很不爽我们人类

天天拿他们做实验

一点也不明白它们的感受

不只要弄瞎他们的眼睛

还要他们挤在一个小缸

吃他们自己大出来的大便
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今天他们终于忍无可忍

虽然他们不能出声破口大骂

却从口中吐出大便

骂了我们一下

SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

i m clever boy...

one day when i online using my fren laptop on the floor...

my fren ask me need the small table or not...

i said ok lo...then she passing it to me...

but when i wan to take it

she just hold the table, pull back the table and staring at me...

????

actually she wan me to take up the laptop so that i can put the laptop on the table

but what i think is i wan to sit on the table...wakakakakaka
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when i go back i went to the petrol station to refill petrol

after refill RM8.10 petrol

the worker return RM 1.90 to me then i went back home

at home i realize i pay the worker RM50 bucks
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once again i go my frens house...

after discussion we decide go out eat together

then i go open the gate door lo

ei...why cant open de...

and they just looking at me without saying anything...

aiyo

i open their door using my own house key...
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Same day at my house after i come back from the discussion

i open my door using my key

and the same thing happen

i still cant open it

then guess wat

i open the door using the key for the gate outside my house...

hahahhahaha





SO CLEVER LA ME...

always goose run moon

Please use ah pek or ah ma tune english to read
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long long ago

got 10 sun, very hot, no water, crop die, people suffer

1 man come, good archer,name back wing, kiligulu kiligulu (horse running), mountain

he shiu sun.......shiu1 shiu2 shiu3 shiu4 shiu5 shiu6 shiu7 shiu8 shiu9 (counting finger)

aiyak aiyok, 9 sun down, until the 10 sun

10 sun said: no no no, u shot, i down, very cool, day i up night i down...balance lo...u good, i good

back wing back, god like, people also like, then become king lo
(if he shiu the 10th sun then i think all of them will kill him)

god give him medicine,said: u eat, hoho, tomorrow never die

back wing said: ho, hoho,qing chun yam bei pa, yiu niang tong?

back wing back, find his wife,name always goose, fiuwid, very biutifu o

one day

back king out, gt war, biling balang, very long

1 bad man, wan tomorow never die, he come, wan steal

always goose know, take tomorow never die run

in the room, bad man knock knock knock, wan come in

always goose very scare, she cant hide, then she eat tomorow never die

she body light, fiuh fiuh fiuh fiuh fiuh to the moon

on the moon, she c 2 mashimaro, very cute, play with them

and 1 man, knock knock knock the tree, very handsome

back wing back, very sad, no wife, no tomorow never die.

wan shiu moon, but moon down, she die

wat to do, shiu the bad man lo...

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yesterday i tell this story to my coursemate but not finish it without ending the story

so i finish it in here....hohoho

happy Mid autumn festival

啦啦啦

最近的生活步伐暂时慢下来

有点不习惯

但至少我现在的心情是愉快的。。。

啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦
















最近被传罚单。。。讨厌。。。haih

困扰我好久的问题。。。

咸鱼的大便是怎样的呢？？？

水的？棉的？硬的？

那又是什么颜色的呢？

黑的？白的？青的？

我最近一直在想

咸鱼只有盐分没有水份

那是不是只会排泄盐粪？？

那盐粪的形状是怎样的呢？？？

我想应该是这样吧。。。
但好像太普通了吧？？？

不知会不会想人的大便一样

长长一条

水晶版大便？？？

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这假期常煮饭

渐渐的觉得自己的厨艺有点进步。。。

为何我会再写完咸鱼大便后说这些

你们放心

虽然上次我说我不用盐煮菜

而是用咸鱼的尿来煮

只是想过大出一条盐粪后

再用铁锤敲碎后加进我煮的菜

给一些白老鼠试试味道。。。

感想

上个星期三刚忙完
就和朋友去吹水

昨天送系友回
又吹水

害得我脑运作有点操劳过度
每次吹完水就变得懒洋洋

有时就兴奋过度，在真正想休息时
头脑又不停浮现奇怪的东西

吹水
好累

但很爽。。。

假期

星期四那天跟系友们去棉花岛玩
应该是两天一夜的但因为隔天要到浪中岛
所以我只留一天

在那里我也没去玩水
只是租了一个会进水的kenu玩
害我们每划一下就需要停在岸边倒水
但值得骄傲的是我们竟然用破kenu跨岛

费用：
车费-RM15
船费-RM30
划船-RM5
住宿-RM70*因为有7人留下，所以每人RM10
绕岛-每人RM15

我只去划船，所以只用了RM50，哈哈，好省

第二天早上就准备去浪中岛
去的时候帮他们搬货
之后吃饱睡觉，醒来去玩水后喝下午茶
然后再睡，睡醒吃饭看戏在睡

哈哈，说是去做义工，但好像去度假
有点不好意思
在那里白吃白住
餐餐大鱼大肉，又有冷气房睡
hohoho

只是刚到浪中岛就收到一给坏消息
haih
你们要快快好起来啊。。。