Bacteria Planet

MìŃ ... says:
wei...pig...is tat u ?

^( * @ * )^ says:
no...i m not pig...i m fish

MìŃ ... says:
ok..then fish..is tat u?

^( * @ * )^ says:
no... i m not fish...i m saltyfish

MìŃ ... says:
really kek si wo le

^( * @ * )^ says:
who?

MìŃ ... says:
u la.....abothen

^( * @ * )^ says:
gt meh?

^( * @ * )^ says:
when o ?

MìŃ ... says:
got la....juz now la..

MìŃ ... says:
haha6

^( * @ * )^ says:
ya meh?

^( * @ * )^ says:
i so good

^( * @ * )^ says:
when gt kek u o

^( * @ * )^ says:
i eat kek pandai la

^( * @ * )^ says:
but dunno kek ppl

MìŃ ... says:
good u head la....

MìŃ ... says:
u eat kek pandai or make kek pandai...?

MìŃ ... says:
haha2

^( * @ * )^ says:
both also

^( * @ * )^ says:
but i make kek every day and seldom eat kek

MìŃ ... says:
puzz3...

MìŃ ... says:
u not make for urself to eat 1 meh...

MìŃ ... says:
wakakakakakakaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...........

^( * @ * )^ says:
i so kelian bout bacteria no food to eat ma

^( * @ * )^ says:
so i make some 4 them lo

^( * @ * )^ says:
after they eat my kek normally they can grow until ping pong ball saiz le

^( * @ * )^ says:
geng le

MìŃ ... says:
o....like dat la...

MìŃ ... says:
so 'wei da' hor

^( * @ * )^ says:
then they can play with me

^( * @ * )^ says:
if some1 make me angry i will ask the bacteria attack them

MìŃ ... says:
o..play wat..ping pong ball..?

MìŃ ... says:
haha

^( * @ * )^ says:
all go in their body by nose hole,ear hole and also ass hole

^( * @ * )^ says:
wakakakakaka

MìŃ ... says:
aiyer...so geli la u

^( * @ * )^ says:
my dream is wan rear them until a planet size

^( * @ * )^ says:
then we can migrate to a new bacteria planet

^( * @ * )^ says:
wakakakka

^( * @ * )^ says:
they bacome big size because of my kek

^( * @ * )^ says:
then i ll become the legend

^( * @ * )^ says:
hahahaahhaha'

MìŃ ... says:
haha

^( * @ * )^ says:
will smith also lose liao la

MìŃ ... says:
ei...i wan discuss assignment ady...8 wit u next time la

^( * @ * )^ says:
kk

^( * @ * )^ says:
i post my kek to u

^( * @ * )^ says:
later u can become big size

MìŃ ... says:zha da

stupid guard

last week my bike in hostel had been locked by the guard----
kena saman RM20

this week my bike in campus had been locked by guard...AGAIN----
kena saman RM10

next week i dunno where i will get the saman from the guard again but i ll be waiting

at last i want to say..........

STUPID GUARDDDDDDDD

一个令我很无奈的38对话

"你成绩怎样？拿多少？"

"3.8咯"

"不要骗我啦，讲真的咧"

"没有啦，拿3.5罢了"

"拿3.5罢了是吗"

"你咧？拿多少？"

"3.8"

"不要骗我啦，讲真的咧"

"我真的拿3.8 ，干嘛要骗你"

"发瘟。。。我讲3.8你又不信，现在你讲3.8我就要信"

"真的啊？看不出你酱的人可以拿3.8"




后记：

发瘟。。。我是怎样的人干嘛不能拿3.8

揸到。。。。。。

来来来。。。我们大家一起学日语

今天约好要一起去blok B拿日文，早上六点半看到两个coursemate经过，就从五楼的房间叫他们
奇怪，干嘛他们不理我，当他们走到路灯下，才发现原来他们。。。

。。。不是我coursemate


几分钟后。。。


阿Gan打电话叫我去叫醒ck，就知道他不会醒，走到他房间，看到他睡到死猪酱，打呼声也是很恐怖一下。好不容易叫醒他就跟他说我去房间拿书包，等下再来找他
拿了书包过来看到他不在房，应该在冲凉。。。等啊等。。。还没出来

“喂ck,快点冲凉咯，他们在等了”

“噢。。。”

又在等啊等。。。haih。。。干嘛那么久。。。
这时电话响。。。来电显示- CK
诶？ck 在厕所打电话给我？奇怪

“贤，你在哪里哦？”
“我在你房间咯，你在厕所打电话给我啊？”
“我到了咯”
“huh.....”

无意发现的痛

大家请注意
最近发现一个惊人的事
在那之前
我想劝大家记得勤劳剪指甲
不然你们会后悔

尤其是男生
因为我觉得你们也不想
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鼻子来月经吧
（好多血 T.T)

holidaying

after 1 sem suffer with the plants
now can enjoy my holiday in my hometown
before this really crazy la
see my housemate all sleeping on the bed but i study on the bed
i study use computer they play game use computer
haih

now is my 4th day in hometown
1st day i sleep whole day in my house
2nd day i go my fren house and borrrow PS
3rd day playing game whole day and go find some frens
today go karaok sing 3 hours (sakit tekak le)and go cc online

then need to go kl
then frens will come visit my house
then need to go malacca

i think this holiday will be bit buzy...hehehe


suddenly become so free...
will suddenly miss the people i met before
some go oversea some work
(phone's bill very expensive le, so just miss u all in mind la, hahaha)


wan go toilet la
like that la
tata

CASE 1 AND 2

CASE 1

电话响
不知是谁
“今天没练习？kk6没人咧”
“是吗，我帮你问问？”
从另一手机找了一个号码？
“hello,你在哪儿？刚才有朋友来到了可是没人”
“我在kk6啊，可是没看到有其他人在”
“是吗？那我叫他找你”
想打回给第一人
看回之前的号码，诶？好像哪儿看过
哎呀，就是刚才我打电话的人
糟糕，都是同一个人，怎么办？？？



CASE 2

10pm
“想跟你拿戏”
“好啊，等我拿钥匙开门。。。哎呀，对不起没带钥匙”
“无所谓，改天再跟你要”
“OK，那我先去朋友房间等我室友开门给我进”

12pm
"aiya,sudah lama tunggu kamu o"
"kamu lupa bawa kunci lagi a"
走进房间找不到钥匙
摸摸口袋
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妈的