New species!? (Edited)

i just read an article...

a student from Australia....

discovery a brand new spesies of insect in his hostel...

he quickly contact the insect expect...

from the government insectology institute...

to identify this insect...

this insect is actually a caterpillar...

they all cant imaging what it will transform into after the pupae stage...

the entomologist from all over the world are coming to the Australia...

to witness the discovery of the year...

this species has 2 defensive mechanisms...

which are release toxic gas ...

and spurt a smelly semi-solid liquid to the enemy...

from prevent this new spesies of insect escape...

and destruct the balance of ecosystem...

the government had guarantine the whole area...

scientist also suspect it may spread new disease to the human community...

where this insect come from?

isnt it the product of the nuclear mutation?

or the new evolutionary age is coming?

no one knows...

this incident had under cover by the government for a period...

a reporter had risk his life to snap a photo of the insect...

let me introduce the new insect species...

GIANT CATERPILLAR

号外。。。号外。。。

今天发生了一件劲爆的事。。。那就是。。。那就是。。。

阿伦竟然动手做功课了。。。开什么玩笑，跟他做室友一年多，从没看过他做功课咧

在我正想睡觉时发现了这意想不到的举动，

偷偷趁他不注意时在后面用被藏着相机偷拍这历史性的一刻。。。

哎呀。。。忍不住还是想迎面拍一张。。。

好专心哦。。。

男人还是认真时最帅。。。

呵呵呵

其他室友知道后也来见证这历史性的时刻。。。

可见这是个能轰动一时的话题

要搞怪当然少不了我啦
哇咔咔咔咔咔

*认真与不认真的强烈对比*

无聊对话

^(* @ *)^ says:
wat u do there in taiwan ?

^(* @ *)^ says:
except doing sia soi thing

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
屁股啦
^(* @ *)^ says:
?
[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
teach lo

^(* @ *)^ says:
oooooo

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
be a super liang lui teacher

^(* @ *)^ says:
i feel pitty for ur student la

^(* @ *)^ says:
dun xia soi malaysia u know

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
i afraid tt they will fall in love with me

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
Haih

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
so dan xin

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
i dun wan shi sheng lain

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
lian

^(* @ *)^ says:
small kid u also wan a?

^(* @ *)^ says:
aiyo

^(* @ *)^ says:
你没救了

^(* @ *)^ says:
so kelian for ur student

^(* @ *)^ says:
女人版mj

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
你那么看得起

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
哪 那么红

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
很低调的

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
低调的华丽

^(* @ *)^ says:
希望你走街时鼻子不会掉出来

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
很谦虚的

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
不会的啦

^(* @ *)^ says:
更别说你的身材

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
我很低调

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
我知道我 一笑倾城

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
身材更是惹火

^(* @ *)^ says:
你华语进步不少咧

^(* @ *)^ says:
但用在错的方面

^(* @ *)^ says:
小心烧身

^(* @ *)^ says:
当你的身材惹火时我会用灭火器帮你灭火

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
别担心

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
很低调

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
免得人人为 疯狂

^(* @ *)^ says:
免得你释放过多二氧化碳污染环境

^(* @ *)^ says:
这样想低调就快快挖洞藏在地底

^(* @ *)^ says:
那么那些为你疯狂的人就不会冲着来为你灭火了

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
哇。。原来我 的影响力那么大

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
我都不想的

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
你别再提了。。 我不想高调

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
只想低调做人

^(* @ *)^ says:
因为你身上大多由人造塑胶组成，容易着火，他们只是不想你受伤

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
都知道人人都很珍惜

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
唉。。做人艰难

^(* @ *)^ says:
因为你是奇珍异兽嘛

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
你恨不到那么多的啦

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
你想做都难

^(* @ *)^ says:
我才不要

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
捐出整份身价都没人要

^(* @ *)^ says:
因为太贵了

^(* @ *)^ says:
怪不了他们

^(* @ *)^ says:
你的工作还好嘛？

^(* @ *)^ says:
薪水怎样？

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
你屁股啦

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
下个星期才开始

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
薪水还好

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
包吃包住

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
是差在没包帅哥

^(* @ *)^ says:
吃肥你列等下

^(* @ *)^ says:
虽然也没差多少

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
我会尽量控制 我的人祸身材

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
惹火

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
我来到。。最美都是我

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
哈

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
开玩笑的

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
台湾的女孩很会打扮

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
因为衣服和扮美美的东西很多

^(* @ *)^ says:
照成人祸的身材

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
所以很潮流

^(* @ *)^ says:
是咯

^(* @ *)^ says:
所以你要好好学习

^(* @ *)^ says:
还好你也知道开玩笑

^(* @ *)^ says:
谁叫你身上那么多油，所以才会惹火

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
-拿刀-

^(* @ *)^ says:
身上有油，又惹火，现在还会拿菜刀，你要转行做厨师啊

^(* @ *)^ says:
哈哈哈

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
第一个吃你

^(* @ *)^ says:
我只是排骨

^(* @ *)^ says:
都没什么好吃

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
就是要吃排骨

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
你什么时候看过排骨有 肥肉

看大便知健康

许多人排出的大便有强烈的臭味，其实如果吃多了肉类、便秘时、肠胃道老化都会有此现象。你可以从排泄物观察出自己的健康情况哦！

份量	每次以两三条为适量。
形状	直径两三公分的条状为佳，过软或呈颗粒状则表示肠子有老化状况。
气味	正常者应没有强烈的味道，若有 □ 臭味、焦臭味、腐 败味，则是有肠老 化 现象。
颜色	黄色为正常，颜色愈深表示肠老化状态愈严重。
硬度	排便时若无压迫感或泻肚子状态则为正常。

累与轻松

前两个星期太恐怖了
虽然只是刚开学就已经有上课和lab
不明白为何讲师那么勤劳，刚开学就要我们做两份功课
同时间华协在进行迎新双周，有开不完的会议
orchestra晚上又要练习
field work的lab又要准备书和找鱼的学名
再加上是Hari Bersama Akasia 的负责人，蛮压力的
刚开学就日出晚归，房间也没打扫完
也很少跟housemate吹到水，也跟邻居不熟
惨。。。

迎新双周需要我们带学弟妹们去绕学院
走夜市
迎新日
一日营
Hari Bersama Akasia
游瓜登

为了这种种节目，我们下了不少心血和金钱
但感动的是朋友的体谅
对不起，因为没帮到你们打扫
没帮到ck准备field work的东西（我知道你已减轻我的工作量了）

在忙着功课和活动没时间吃午餐
还有室友帮我煮面和洗碗

活动方面感谢梅琪和建华
在我假期和我忙着时帮了我很多
当然也少不了syn yee 和kenny还有大家咯

现在活动结束了
我也能无聊上上网
吹吹水
扫扫家
睡睡觉

检讨报告不想写
功课报告不想做

让自己空白，准备迎接更恐怖的开始

我是蜘蛛侠

我家终于能上网啦
我又要开始拯救世界的任务了