Sunday, August 30, 2009

Frozen tilappia

last week ichthyo lab want us to identify the fish.........

we cook and remove all the muscle of the fish and then separate the bone so that we can identify each of it

before we start, the wind blow away our bone and mix up all of it we cant arrange it again...

so we decide to ask from the hatchery to get another 1...

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today i go hatchery and ask from 2 master students from India

they are very nice though they are busy still helping to catch the fish...

after i get the fish....the problem come....

how i gonna kill this fish without hurting it to avoid damage the bone structure...

put under the sun?

cook it ?

both also will make it suffer ...

so i put it into my refrigerator ......ALIVE...

why?.....

coz when the situation is cold......we will start feel sleepy and sleep until death...(for human)

so i think it might be work also on fish...


the fish after being frozen


before that i have an idea how to kill this fish.....



but i know if i do this wei khang and sze hoon will kill me......




sorry for me to have this 歪念



cause i want to put the fish alive in here.......














my fully auto washing machine
(my friend also will kill me after they realize their cloths gt fish's smell)

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

New invention in microbiology field

In the microbiology field, a new medium for culture bacteria was introduced to replace the traditional medium

the agar medium which are commercial use by nowadays was eliminate through the selection of the public

to attract the interest of the user, it had been make into different kind of design and different kind of colour using are using

as a selective culture medium,the colour represent different kind of nutrient which can stimulate the growth of different bacteria. this mean that in one medium can culture 2 or more spesies of bacteria according to the color of the medium.


different with the agar medium, it mainly use yellow nutrient rich filament to supply food to the bacteria

if the yellow filament started turn into black colour its mean that area have high density of nutrient and the nutrient was already used up.

unlike the agar medium, this culture medium was reusable

to disinfect the medium, you just have to put into washing machine and pour 5 liter of water and 5 ml of Dynamo

after that dry it under the sun for 3 hours.

the filament will regenerate the nutrient for the bacteria and turn from black to yellow cplour after the drying process.

the handle is also provide for easy to carry from one place to another...








this is the one example of the new bacteria culture medium

























sponge bob version
(design such as hello kitty and mickey also available)


the dark area contain high density of bacteria


view of the bacteria are absorbing nutrient from the nutrient rich yellow filament
under electron microscope

Sunday, August 23, 2009

好睏~~~

跌倒了~~~






那就睡饱饱再爬起来吧~






Saturday, August 22, 2009

yeah.....i already post over 100 post ady

this morning dunno which impotence asshole with not functioning brother that no balls come my house and stole my friends's bike...damn...



ANYONE WHO SEE EX 5 BLACK PLAT NUMBER

PJE 1996

PLEASE INFORM ME OR DIRECTLY CALL THE POLICE







this impotence son of a bitch with not functioning brother that no balls cut our gate lock and the chain that tight the motorbike and move it out





there are 7 bike and 1 car in our house and the impotence bastard come out from the bitch asshole with not functioning brother that no balls just stole our friend EX5 motor....

impotence bastard come out from the bitch asshole with not functioning brother that no balls move the other 2 motorbike (red arrow) that block the way and move my friend motor out(yellow arrow)



this impotence bastard come out from the bitch asshole with not functioning brother that no ballsmust be target on my friend for a long time...this morning we slept around 3.30am and 3 of my friend come back from hometown and reach here bout 6am already realize the bike is gone...

i just dun understand why that impotence bastard come out from the bitch asshole with not functioning brother that no balls so like my friend motor until need to move away the motor that just in front there and take the motor inside...



you this impotence bastard come out from the bitch asshole with not functioning brother that no balls din afraid god come down and give a middle finger to you this impotence bastard come out from the bitch asshole with not functioning brother that no balls a?





For the last...i give u this...brother








Friday, August 21, 2009

喜欢

喜欢就是~~~~











只想跟单独在一起~~~




















































我的爱床~~












ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ~




Priapuloidea

Priapuloidea are cylindrical worm-like animals, with a median anterior mouth quite devoid of any armature or tentacles. The body is ringed, and often has circles of spines, which are continued into the slightly protrusible pharynx. The alimentary canal is straight, the anus terminal, though in Priapulus one or two hollow ventral diverticula of the body-wall stretch out behind it. The nervous system, composed of a ring and a ventral cord, retains its primitive connection with the ectoderm.

There are no specialized sense organs or vascular or respiratory systems (hemerythrin is the protein responsible for oxygen transportation). There is a wide body-cavity, but as this has no connection with the renal or reproductive organs it cannot be regarded as a coelom, but probably is a blood-space or hemocoel.

The Priapuloidea are hermaphroditic, and their male and female organs, which are one with the excretory organs, consist of a pair of branching tufts, each of which opens to the exterior on one side of the anus.

The tips of these tufts enclose a flame-cell similar to those found in flatworms and other animals, and these probably function as excretory organs. As the animals become adult, diverticula arise on the tubes of these organs, which develop either spermatozoa or ova. These pass out through the ducts.

Article from: wikipedia







i think you all are asking why i post this article....


there should be a reason...


actually i just want you all to guess what is the common name of this worm...


its very easy and simple...


nearly 100% of the human being is so familiar with its name...


and nearly 50% of human being have this thing...


so...


the answer is....














THE PENIS WORM


Wednesday, August 19, 2009

下厨记

今天我又亲自下厨了

不知道他们有没有觉得那些菜有没有一点咸咸

为什么呢?

因为我是咸鱼嘛

煮菜当然不需要放盐

那要怎么办呢??

嗨呀

容易啦

我撒泡尿下去就行了

哇咔咔咔咔咔咔咔咔咔咔咔

Monday, August 17, 2009

16/6关丹一日游(without video)

既然阿gan写了英文版,那我就写个华语版的关丹一日游

我们买了九点半的巴士票,还以为3小时后会到达关丹,那只他们有吃饭又祈祷,所以延迟抵达关丹的时间,到那儿时已经是两点了。。。

想买7点的巴士票但就只有6.30的巴士票。。。那么说我们只有4小时半的时间玩咯。。。好赶哦

之后,宁girl和他的朋友, 佩婷和我们的司机:自称是来至sarawak的X yen(忘了名字)去唱K

我们订了一间“很大”的k房,每小时是RM20

这是我第一次跟宁girl唱k哦。。。因为每次约她都不去还讲我不约她(一粒给你就知道)

我们有的在那里鬼叫,有的在那里杀鸡,两小时后就走了。。。(难得阿gan开金口咧)

然后就到附近的百货公司买东西,本来想买土产回去当生日礼物,但因为时间关系随便就买了一样东西再在上面雕关丹字样就行了。。。

时间剩下不多,我们就在回去之前去吃肉骨茶。。(宁girl,要好好控制你的食量哦)

X yen,下次来又要麻烦你当司机了,如果给宁girl做就惨了,最多带一点terangganu土产给你(虾饼)*你们要怎样炸就不干我事了。。。。。

佩婷啊佩婷。。。得空我们去蜈蚣山赏月。。。哇咔咔咔咔
*肉骨茶好好吃咧。。。yamyam

下次记得来terangganu,带你们去水晶回教堂包头巾

Monday, August 10, 2009

鲨鱼的故事

今天去安娣那里吃饭

刚巧他们正在煮鲨鱼

他们看到我们来就极力的推荐他们煮的鲨鱼

心想我们才刚刚膛完鱼,看到鱼都反胃,就笑笑的回应。。。

然后。。。

安娣:阿弟啊,生孩子后吃了鲨鱼肉会很好的啊

咸鱼:安娣阿,我不生孩子的

安娣:改次叫你老婆吃咯

咸鱼:不要了,等下我怕我孩子咬我

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在那之前。。。。。。。。


男人:要吃鲨鱼吗?女子吃了鲨鱼牙齿会很美

女人:。。。。。。











唉耶。。。那男人吃了不是会有两条!???






Sunday, August 9, 2009

大眼睛

上两星期从早到晚都看显微镜

看到头晕晕想吐

看着看着睡着了

眼睛敲在eyepiece上


这星期报告一箩箩

又要整理山一样多的数据

从早到晚坐在电脑荧幕前

辐射往我眼里冲

害我这死鱼眼腫成这样。。。



Sunday, August 2, 2009

为你而死

女人女人。。。

千万不要问男人“可以为你而死吗?”

不然等下我就把耳屎塞进你嘴里。。。