Friday, November 2, 2007

遗书

最近发现一张好恐怖的多功能神符。。。

功能如下:
  1. 避邪
  2. 放进电话或电脑当Anti-Virus
  3. 遇到色狼令他性障碍
  4. 当叉烧饭店的招牌(想想下还是不要—怕吓走客人)
  5. 绑牙医院的模特儿
  6. 减肥公司的海报
  7. 奶嘴广告
  8. 门神
  9. 007特务恐吓道具
  10. 用来鼓励某些女生。。。(哈哈哈哈哈)


这可是我冒着被杀的危险偷偷拿出来的珍藏
目的就是要造福人群,为人民提供一些贡献

如果某天看到新闻某某人被重物压到七孔流血
小肠从屁股洞喷出
全身死无全骨
五脏爆裂

不要怀疑
那就是我

所以你们不要辜负我的一番辛苦
好好利用这道神符

永别了


伟贤遗字




10 comments:

yen lian said...

哇!谁来的?

Salty Fish said...

在这里讲我会死到更惨

yen lian said...

你会怕的咩?

Salty Fish said...

当然怕
他还厉害过你咧
你压我看也只是断骨罢了
他压我看骨都变粉

yen lian said...
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johann said...

延潋你找死啊?!!

yen lian said...

没有啊
有什么事发生
都是你们惨罢了

★Mynń★ said...

Hey...paiseh long time never surf net...Oouch..ur previous blog...erm...sorry, cant manage the time 2 go out meet with u all..haih..i still not yet choosing the company for my intern leh, there's a company at senawang, but the jobs are more on hardware, i scare useless for my final year project...@_@...eei...pur accompany ur dad went to pilah for wat o?

Salty Fish said...

yenlian
你真的是找死
你乱乱笑人家
你有资格咩


min
ah lerk din reply my msg.so if go kl only me and ruru will go and she dun wan. so nevermind lo,actually i also tire to go there. not necessary ur internship should relate to ur FYP,or u can find other company.
go there to get his PJK honour
damn boring at there ,haih

Anonymous said...

NO MANESS AH!!! u and ah kenn is SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!