Terrapin release

last Friday, we went Setiu to release the terrapin
the location is quit far from the UMT
its in the middle way to merang jetty

the terrapins are moving toward the river
at last they return to their home

tata...the lovely terrapins

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in the car

we had some funny conversation between us


vicki told us that she saw a dead dugong on the road when she came last time...

ooo...ei? what? what?

sorry, again!! what you see sorry???

vicki said: !!!!!

wahhhhh

so geng o......

normally we can see dead

on the road

but vicki saw dead


on the road before le....(clapping)

hahahaha....

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on the way going to Setiu

we saw many small mud hill beside the road

vicki said is
living inside

hmmmm

quit interesting...

next time i will go

and ask my friend
to use as fishing rod and

as bait


to lure and catch

i make TRANS workers happy...........

A: saya mau beli ticket ke kl

B:hari bila? (serious face)

A: 11 Dec

B: u pasti a .....u boleh tengok calender dekat luar...

A :ya, saya pasti...

B: u tengok calender dulu

A: ya betul,saya pasti (sure la)

B: Malam? RMxx

A paid the money, take the ticket and turn around (feel proud coz this time din forget to take the ticket....ei...aiyo buy wrong ticket ady...is 11 Nov le...11 Dec they all come back to terengganu lo

A: aaaa....sorry a, salah hari la.....11 nov bukan 11 dec... (got hole or not???...i wan to bury my face)

B: kan saya tanya kamu pasti ke tak...kamu kata pasti (haihhhh)

A: sorry....

B: kena charge RM 3.90 (just turn around then being charge...haih)

after paid then A walk away ....

B: woi adik...kamu tak ambil ticket la.....

A: oh.....( face is against the glass of the counter)

B: adik...kamu ok lagi a??? (whole people in counter laughing)

A: sedikit blur...(quickly walk away).......

next time when go that counter buy ticket again dunno she still remember A or not?????

苦后来的甜

这学期。。。我只能用高潮来形容

那报告。。。简直是不可思议

好像只用几天来完成整个学期的报告

真的真的很不可思议

到现在我还不能相信能完成。。。

做完后看着她从打印机出来时。。。

。。。。。。感动到不知要说什么

交到Faculty...看到那人在上面打下印章

眼泪都要掉下来，那一瞬间疲劳也涌出来。。。

回到家上吐下泻。。。呵呵呵

到现在我都还在泻肚子。。。

想快快去槟城玩，然后回家睡到饱饱

好谢谢你们，谢谢你们的鼓励

虽然辛苦

但也很开心。。。

分享

大家好

在这里我想跟大家分享


我现在的心情













刚上完大号

好爽。。。。。。

（不小心粘错在MarineBio的Blog,不知你们有没有发觉到，哈哈哈）

呵呵呵

考试要到了，想到我连笔记都没有
就跟系友借然后去复印

在复印的当儿想到自动笔坏了
就拿了一支然后等老板复印

复印完后就会去咯。。。
当拿笔记还回去时，看到那笔才想到没给钱

赶回去还钱时，那店员还说：
“tadi sudah mau cakap punya,tapi kamu jalan cepat pergi"

结论：
我是不是很乖咧？呵呵呵呵呵
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考试当天不会做，就想看伟康的咯
他把答案递过来，我左看右看

对他说了一句
“你的字很丑咧”

。。。晕
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刚刚msn问伟康等下有没有上课
伟康说可能没有，因为讲师去沙巴了

想想下又是噢
因为是我去问那讲师的助手才知道他去了那
还是我告诉思云的。。。

哈哈哈哈
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康康啊
既然你极力推荐
那我就post上来了噢。。。

啦啦啦啦啦啦

Saman love me...

hoho...
yang penting u happy mah..
haiz..
the saman already dapat...
terima shj lah...
hohooho..
cakap senang shj..
haiz..
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you all still remember this?

this is the comment wrote by my friend in my post '啦啦啦'

now this fellow also kena saman with the same mistake i make

padan muka

hahahahahahaha

不爽

supposedly tuesday only gt 1 hour class

so i plan to finish my assignment that

but suddenly gt organize what stupid talk

want us to go from 8am to 3 pm

发瘟

tonight i do my assignment first

and then sleep kaw kaw during the talk

dun waste my time

wakakakaakakakakaakaka

CLEVER LA ME

不开口你当我们是病鱼

今天做lab时发现一个惊爆的事

原来。。。原来。。。

原来鱼也会骂人的。。。
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鱼它们其实很不爽我们人类

天天拿他们做实验

一点也不明白它们的感受

不只要弄瞎他们的眼睛

还要他们挤在一个小缸

吃他们自己大出来的大便
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今天他们终于忍无可忍

虽然他们不能出声破口大骂

却从口中吐出大便

骂了我们一下

SHIT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

i m clever boy...

one day when i online using my fren laptop on the floor...

my fren ask me need the small table or not...

i said ok lo...then she passing it to me...

but when i wan to take it

she just hold the table, pull back the table and staring at me...

????

actually she wan me to take up the laptop so that i can put the laptop on the table

but what i think is i wan to sit on the table...wakakakakaka
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when i go back i went to the petrol station to refill petrol

after refill RM8.10 petrol

the worker return RM 1.90 to me then i went back home

at home i realize i pay the worker RM50 bucks
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once again i go my frens house...

after discussion we decide go out eat together

then i go open the gate door lo

ei...why cant open de...

and they just looking at me without saying anything...

aiyo

i open their door using my own house key...
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Same day at my house after i come back from the discussion

i open my door using my key

and the same thing happen

i still cant open it

then guess wat

i open the door using the key for the gate outside my house...

hahahhahaha





SO CLEVER LA ME...

always goose run moon

Please use ah pek or ah ma tune english to read
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long long ago

got 10 sun, very hot, no water, crop die, people suffer

1 man come, good archer,name back wing, kiligulu kiligulu (horse running), mountain

he shiu sun.......shiu1 shiu2 shiu3 shiu4 shiu5 shiu6 shiu7 shiu8 shiu9 (counting finger)

aiyak aiyok, 9 sun down, until the 10 sun

10 sun said: no no no, u shot, i down, very cool, day i up night i down...balance lo...u good, i good

back wing back, god like, people also like, then become king lo
(if he shiu the 10th sun then i think all of them will kill him)

god give him medicine,said: u eat, hoho, tomorrow never die

back wing said: ho, hoho,qing chun yam bei pa, yiu niang tong?

back wing back, find his wife,name always goose, fiuwid, very biutifu o

one day

back king out, gt war, biling balang, very long

1 bad man, wan tomorow never die, he come, wan steal

always goose know, take tomorow never die run

in the room, bad man knock knock knock, wan come in

always goose very scare, she cant hide, then she eat tomorow never die

she body light, fiuh fiuh fiuh fiuh fiuh to the moon

on the moon, she c 2 mashimaro, very cute, play with them

and 1 man, knock knock knock the tree, very handsome

back wing back, very sad, no wife, no tomorow never die.

wan shiu moon, but moon down, she die

wat to do, shiu the bad man lo...

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yesterday i tell this story to my coursemate but not finish it without ending the story

so i finish it in here....hohoho

happy Mid autumn festival

啦啦啦

最近的生活步伐暂时慢下来

有点不习惯

但至少我现在的心情是愉快的。。。

啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦
















最近被传罚单。。。讨厌。。。haih

困扰我好久的问题。。。

咸鱼的大便是怎样的呢？？？

水的？棉的？硬的？

那又是什么颜色的呢？

黑的？白的？青的？

我最近一直在想

咸鱼只有盐分没有水份

那是不是只会排泄盐粪？？

那盐粪的形状是怎样的呢？？？

我想应该是这样吧。。。
但好像太普通了吧？？？

不知会不会想人的大便一样

长长一条

水晶版大便？？？

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这假期常煮饭

渐渐的觉得自己的厨艺有点进步。。。

为何我会再写完咸鱼大便后说这些

你们放心

虽然上次我说我不用盐煮菜

而是用咸鱼的尿来煮

只是想过大出一条盐粪后

再用铁锤敲碎后加进我煮的菜

给一些白老鼠试试味道。。。

感想

上个星期三刚忙完
就和朋友去吹水

昨天送系友回
又吹水

害得我脑运作有点操劳过度
每次吹完水就变得懒洋洋

有时就兴奋过度，在真正想休息时
头脑又不停浮现奇怪的东西

吹水
好累

但很爽。。。

假期

星期四那天跟系友们去棉花岛玩
应该是两天一夜的但因为隔天要到浪中岛
所以我只留一天

在那里我也没去玩水
只是租了一个会进水的kenu玩
害我们每划一下就需要停在岸边倒水
但值得骄傲的是我们竟然用破kenu跨岛

费用：
车费-RM15
船费-RM30
划船-RM5
住宿-RM70*因为有7人留下，所以每人RM10
绕岛-每人RM15

我只去划船，所以只用了RM50，哈哈，好省

第二天早上就准备去浪中岛
去的时候帮他们搬货
之后吃饱睡觉，醒来去玩水后喝下午茶
然后再睡，睡醒吃饭看戏在睡

哈哈，说是去做义工，但好像去度假
有点不好意思
在那里白吃白住
餐餐大鱼大肉，又有冷气房睡
hohoho

只是刚到浪中岛就收到一给坏消息
haih
你们要快快好起来啊。。。

Thanks lo

@.@ you're really imaginative, aren't you?
i really wonder what goes on inside your head.
and just now...
what is carbohydrate and fatty acid?????
your answer : NASI LEMAK @.@ 我没话好说了 =)

(Vicki, 2009)

p/s: dun praise me la....paiseh le....hohohohoho

回应

以前的我
好傻，好天真，好单纯
只知道玩
好多事情都没去理会
（虽然现在也差不了多少）
也觉得自己是一个再普通不过的人
连苍蝇也不瞄一眼的人。。。

发生好多事后我都还不知道
也不知事情闹大了
到了无可挽回的局面他们才告诉我
才知道我一直被蒙在鼓里
（不知道是好还是不好，因为我也不会处理这些事）
我很单纯，只想大家开开心心一起玩，没有想那么多
也很努力的跟大家过得像平常一样
平平淡淡过日子
虽然我能做到，但很多人做不到

我不知道他说了什么
也不知道他有没有扭曲了我的想法
我告诉他也不知道他那时。。。。。。

（也可能他说对了。。。我不懂）

对不起
如果当时伤害了你
有一点愧疚
对不起
还有谢谢你
（少了你的名字和手印有点遗憾）

我们永远是朋友。。。

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我的朋友们，请不要在这帖子留下任何留言，谢谢

加油。。。

小晴，你一定要撑过去啊。。。

期望你能拉一首完整的"country road"给我听。。。

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我想我不会再去浪中岛了。。。

泡milo记

这是发生在两个枉然男生的小故事。。。

刚才泡milo忘记滚水，想倒掉但阿晖讲不要浪费，等下再加热水就行了，心想水还没煮过怎么能喝，但他坚持就算啦

加热水后我问他干嘛要喝还没煮的水，他说他今天已经煮过那水几次了，冷了还能喝，但我说我已把那水倒进水壶，刚刚的冷水是生水来的。。。他愣了一下。。。（我们还是照喝）。。。

故事告诉我们每天要有充足的睡眠。。。

Jam

wahhh...

i bought new branded jam...so nice la

its taste different from others jam...

and this jam only can eat with gardenia bread...



this jam before process is black colour 1...

they change its colour by adding chemical to become more attractive ....

the special of this jam is it didnt make from fruit



the main ingredient is

the blended black jelly fish

Egypt queen black jelly fish brand

daraemon and nobita

yesterday i met Doraemon and Nobita at the Petaling street

i was so excited and go hang out with them...

i asked them to take picture with but they dun wan...

coz they feel abit shy...

so i just took the picture when they are not aware...



i took them that my fren motor have been stolen during the holiday...

and he so willing to help me...

he went back to the 22 century and brought me a new tools to help me find the thieves

it gt high tech sensor that can tract the people u wan to find and attack him...

the weapon he gave is look like a aeroplane...

he asked me to take a pilot license first before use...

but i said i dun have money...

so he helped me set into auto pilot mode...

hahahaha....

nw i am going to try the weapon Doraemon gave me...

ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy birthday Malaysia

Premium-grade petrol RON97 is to increase by 20 sen, or 11 percent, from RM1.80 to RM2 per litre from Sept 1.

Merdeka!!!!

Frozen tilappia

last week ichthyo lab want us to identify the fish.........

we cook and remove all the muscle of the fish and then separate the bone so that we can identify each of it

before we start, the wind blow away our bone and mix up all of it we cant arrange it again...

so we decide to ask from the hatchery to get another 1...

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today i go hatchery and ask from 2 master students from India

they are very nice though they are busy still helping to catch the fish...

after i get the fish....the problem come....

how i gonna kill this fish without hurting it to avoid damage the bone structure...

put under the sun?

cook it ?

both also will make it suffer ...

so i put it into my refrigerator ......ALIVE...

why?.....

coz when the situation is cold......we will start feel sleepy and sleep until death...(for human)

so i think it might be work also on fish...

the fish after being frozen

before that i have an idea how to kill this fish.....



but i know if i do this wei khang and sze hoon will kill me......




sorry for me to have this 歪念



cause i want to put the fish alive in here.......

my fully auto washing machine
(my friend also will kill me after they realize their cloths gt fish's smell)

New invention in microbiology field

In the microbiology field, a new medium for culture bacteria was introduced to replace the traditional medium

the agar medium which are commercial use by nowadays was eliminate through the selection of the public

to attract the interest of the user, it had been make into different kind of design and different kind of colour using are using

as a selective culture medium,the colour represent different kind of nutrient which can stimulate the growth of different bacteria. this mean that in one medium can culture 2 or more spesies of bacteria according to the color of the medium.


different with the agar medium, it mainly use yellow nutrient rich filament to supply food to the bacteria

if the yellow filament started turn into black colour its mean that area have high density of nutrient and the nutrient was already used up.

unlike the agar medium, this culture medium was reusable

to disinfect the medium, you just have to put into washing machine and pour 5 liter of water and 5 ml of Dynamo

after that dry it under the sun for 3 hours.

the filament will regenerate the nutrient for the bacteria and turn from black to yellow cplour after the drying process.

the handle is also provide for easy to carry from one place to another...








this is the one example of the new bacteria culture medium

sponge bob version
(design such as hello kitty and mickey also available)

the dark area contain high density of bacteria

view of the bacteria are absorbing nutrient from the nutrient rich yellow filament
under electron microscope

好睏～～～

跌倒了～～～






那就睡饱饱再爬起来吧～

yeah.....i already post over 100 post ady

this morning dunno which impotence asshole with not functioning brother that no balls come my house and stole my friends's bike...damn...



ANYONE WHO SEE EX 5 BLACK PLAT NUMBER

PJE 1996

PLEASE INFORM ME OR DIRECTLY CALL THE POLICE







this impotence son of a bitch with not functioning brother that no balls cut our gate lock and the chain that tight the motorbike and move it out





there are 7 bike and 1 car in our house and the impotence bastard come out from the bitch asshole with not functioning brother that no balls just stole our friend EX5 motor....

impotence bastard come out from the bitch asshole with not functioning brother that no balls move the other 2 motorbike (red arrow) that block the way and move my friend motor out(yellow arrow)



this impotence bastard come out from the bitch asshole with not functioning brother that no ballsmust be target on my friend for a long time...this morning we slept around 3.30am and 3 of my friend come back from hometown and reach here bout 6am already realize the bike is gone...

i just dun understand why that impotence bastard come out from the bitch asshole with not functioning brother that no balls so like my friend motor until need to move away the motor that just in front there and take the motor inside...



you this impotence bastard come out from the bitch asshole with not functioning brother that no balls din afraid god come down and give a middle finger to you this impotence bastard come out from the bitch asshole with not functioning brother that no balls a?





For the last...i give u this...brother

喜欢

喜欢就是~~~~

只想跟她单独在一起~~~




















































我的爱床~~

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ~

Priapuloidea

Priapuloidea are cylindrical worm-like animals, with a median anterior mouth quite devoid of any armature or tentacles. The body is ringed, and often has circles of spines, which are continued into the slightly protrusible pharynx. The alimentary canal is straight, the anus terminal, though in Priapulus one or two hollow ventral diverticula of the body-wall stretch out behind it. The nervous system, composed of a ring and a ventral cord, retains its primitive connection with the ectoderm.

There are no specialized sense organs or vascular or respiratory systems (hemerythrin is the protein responsible for oxygen transportation). There is a wide body-cavity, but as this has no connection with the renal or reproductive organs it cannot be regarded as a coelom, but probably is a blood-space or hemocoel.

The Priapuloidea are hermaphroditic, and their male and female organs, which are one with the excretory organs, consist of a pair of branching tufts, each of which opens to the exterior on one side of the anus.

The tips of these tufts enclose a flame-cell similar to those found in flatworms and other animals, and these probably function as excretory organs. As the animals become adult, diverticula arise on the tubes of these organs, which develop either spermatozoa or ova. These pass out through the ducts.

Article from: wikipedia

i think you all are asking why i post this article....


there should be a reason...


actually i just want you all to guess what is the common name of this worm...


its very easy and simple...


nearly 100% of the human being is so familiar with its name...


and nearly 50% of human being have this thing...


so...


the answer is....














THE PENIS WORM

下厨记

今天我又亲自下厨了

不知道他们有没有觉得那些菜有没有一点咸咸

为什么呢？

因为我是咸鱼嘛

煮菜当然不需要放盐

那要怎么办呢？？

嗨呀

容易啦

我撒泡尿下去就行了

哇咔咔咔咔咔咔咔咔咔咔咔

16/6关丹一日游（without video)

既然阿gan写了英文版，那我就写个华语版的关丹一日游

我们买了九点半的巴士票，还以为3小时后会到达关丹，那只他们有吃饭又祈祷，所以延迟抵达关丹的时间，到那儿时已经是两点了。。。

想买7点的巴士票但就只有6.30的巴士票。。。那么说我们只有4小时半的时间玩咯。。。好赶哦

之后，宁girl和他的朋友， 佩婷和我们的司机：自称是来至sarawak的X yen（忘了名字）去唱K

我们订了一间“很大”的k房，每小时是RM20

这是我第一次跟宁girl唱k哦。。。因为每次约她都不去还讲我不约她（一粒给你就知道）

我们有的在那里鬼叫，有的在那里杀鸡，两小时后就走了。。。（难得阿gan开金口咧）

然后就到附近的百货公司买东西，本来想买土产回去当生日礼物，但因为时间关系随便就买了一样东西再在上面雕关丹字样就行了。。。

时间剩下不多，我们就在回去之前去吃肉骨茶。。（宁girl，要好好控制你的食量哦）

X yen，下次来又要麻烦你当司机了，如果给宁girl做就惨了，最多带一点terangganu土产给你（虾饼）*你们要怎样炸就不干我事了。。。。。

佩婷啊佩婷。。。得空我们去蜈蚣山赏月。。。哇咔咔咔咔
*肉骨茶好好吃咧。。。yamyam

下次记得来terangganu，带你们去水晶回教堂包头巾

鲨鱼的故事

今天去安娣那里吃饭

刚巧他们正在煮鲨鱼

他们看到我们来就极力的推荐他们煮的鲨鱼

心想我们才刚刚膛完鱼，看到鱼都反胃，就笑笑的回应。。。

然后。。。

安娣：阿弟啊，生孩子后吃了鲨鱼肉会很好的啊

咸鱼：安娣阿，我不生孩子的

安娣：改次叫你老婆吃咯

咸鱼：不要了，等下我怕我孩子咬我

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在那之前。。。。。。。。


男人：要吃鲨鱼吗？女子吃了鲨鱼牙齿会很美

女人：。。。。。。











唉耶。。。那男人吃了不是会有两条！？？？

大眼睛

上两星期从早到晚都看显微镜

看到头晕晕想吐

看着看着睡着了

眼睛敲在eyepiece上


这星期报告一箩箩

又要整理山一样多的数据

从早到晚坐在电脑荧幕前

辐射往我眼里冲

害我这死鱼眼腫成这样。。。

为你而死

女人女人。。。

千万不要问男人“可以为你而死吗？”

不然等下我就把耳屎塞进你嘴里。。。

New species!? (Edited)

i just read an article...

a student from Australia....

discovery a brand new spesies of insect in his hostel...

he quickly contact the insect expect...

from the government insectology institute...

to identify this insect...

this insect is actually a caterpillar...

they all cant imaging what it will transform into after the pupae stage...

the entomologist from all over the world are coming to the Australia...

to witness the discovery of the year...

this species has 2 defensive mechanisms...

which are release toxic gas ...

and spurt a smelly semi-solid liquid to the enemy...

from prevent this new spesies of insect escape...

and destruct the balance of ecosystem...

the government had guarantine the whole area...

scientist also suspect it may spread new disease to the human community...

where this insect come from?

isnt it the product of the nuclear mutation?

or the new evolutionary age is coming?

no one knows...

this incident had under cover by the government for a period...

a reporter had risk his life to snap a photo of the insect...

let me introduce the new insect species...

GIANT CATERPILLAR

号外。。。号外。。。

今天发生了一件劲爆的事。。。那就是。。。那就是。。。

阿伦竟然动手做功课了。。。开什么玩笑，跟他做室友一年多，从没看过他做功课咧

在我正想睡觉时发现了这意想不到的举动，

偷偷趁他不注意时在后面用被藏着相机偷拍这历史性的一刻。。。

哎呀。。。忍不住还是想迎面拍一张。。。

好专心哦。。。

男人还是认真时最帅。。。

呵呵呵

其他室友知道后也来见证这历史性的时刻。。。

可见这是个能轰动一时的话题

要搞怪当然少不了我啦
哇咔咔咔咔咔

*认真与不认真的强烈对比*

无聊对话

^(* @ *)^ says:
wat u do there in taiwan ?

^(* @ *)^ says:
except doing sia soi thing

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
屁股啦
^(* @ *)^ says:
?
[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
teach lo

^(* @ *)^ says:
oooooo

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
be a super liang lui teacher

^(* @ *)^ says:
i feel pitty for ur student la

^(* @ *)^ says:
dun xia soi malaysia u know

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
i afraid tt they will fall in love with me

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
Haih

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
so dan xin

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
i dun wan shi sheng lain

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
lian

^(* @ *)^ says:
small kid u also wan a?

^(* @ *)^ says:
aiyo

^(* @ *)^ says:
你没救了

^(* @ *)^ says:
so kelian for ur student

^(* @ *)^ says:
女人版mj

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
你那么看得起

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
哪 那么红

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
很低调的

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
低调的华丽

^(* @ *)^ says:
希望你走街时鼻子不会掉出来

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
很谦虚的

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
不会的啦

^(* @ *)^ says:
更别说你的身材

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
我很低调

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
我知道我 一笑倾城

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
身材更是惹火

^(* @ *)^ says:
你华语进步不少咧

^(* @ *)^ says:
但用在错的方面

^(* @ *)^ says:
小心烧身

^(* @ *)^ says:
当你的身材惹火时我会用灭火器帮你灭火

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
别担心

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
很低调

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
免得人人为 疯狂

^(* @ *)^ says:
免得你释放过多二氧化碳污染环境

^(* @ *)^ says:
这样想低调就快快挖洞藏在地底

^(* @ *)^ says:
那么那些为你疯狂的人就不会冲着来为你灭火了

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
哇。。原来我 的影响力那么大

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
我都不想的

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
你别再提了。。 我不想高调

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
只想低调做人

^(* @ *)^ says:
因为你身上大多由人造塑胶组成，容易着火，他们只是不想你受伤

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
都知道人人都很珍惜

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
唉。。做人艰难

^(* @ *)^ says:
因为你是奇珍异兽嘛

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
你恨不到那么多的啦

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
你想做都难

^(* @ *)^ says:
我才不要

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
捐出整份身价都没人要

^(* @ *)^ says:
因为太贵了

^(* @ *)^ says:
怪不了他们

^(* @ *)^ says:
你的工作还好嘛？

^(* @ *)^ says:
薪水怎样？

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
你屁股啦

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
下个星期才开始

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
薪水还好

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
包吃包住

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
是差在没包帅哥

^(* @ *)^ says:
吃肥你列等下

^(* @ *)^ says:
虽然也没差多少

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
我会尽量控制 我的人祸身材

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
惹火

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
我来到。。最美都是我

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
哈

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
开玩笑的

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
台湾的女孩很会打扮

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
因为衣服和扮美美的东西很多

^(* @ *)^ says:
照成人祸的身材

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
所以很潮流

^(* @ *)^ says:
是咯

^(* @ *)^ says:
所以你要好好学习

^(* @ *)^ says:
还好你也知道开玩笑

^(* @ *)^ says:
谁叫你身上那么多油，所以才会惹火

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
-拿刀-

^(* @ *)^ says:
身上有油，又惹火，现在还会拿菜刀，你要转行做厨师啊

^(* @ *)^ says:
哈哈哈

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
第一个吃你

^(* @ *)^ says:
我只是排骨

^(* @ *)^ says:
都没什么好吃

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
就是要吃排骨

[bo-pian] pong mc@Kaohsiung says:
你什么时候看过排骨有 肥肉

看大便知健康

许多人排出的大便有强烈的臭味，其实如果吃多了肉类、便秘时、肠胃道老化都会有此现象。你可以从排泄物观察出自己的健康情况哦！

份量	每次以两三条为适量。
形状	直径两三公分的条状为佳，过软或呈颗粒状则表示肠子有老化状况。
气味	正常者应没有强烈的味道，若有 □ 臭味、焦臭味、腐 败味，则是有肠老 化 现象。
颜色	黄色为正常，颜色愈深表示肠老化状态愈严重。
硬度	排便时若无压迫感或泻肚子状态则为正常。

累与轻松

前两个星期太恐怖了
虽然只是刚开学就已经有上课和lab
不明白为何讲师那么勤劳，刚开学就要我们做两份功课
同时间华协在进行迎新双周，有开不完的会议
orchestra晚上又要练习
field work的lab又要准备书和找鱼的学名
再加上是Hari Bersama Akasia 的负责人，蛮压力的
刚开学就日出晚归，房间也没打扫完
也很少跟housemate吹到水，也跟邻居不熟
惨。。。

迎新双周需要我们带学弟妹们去绕学院
走夜市
迎新日
一日营
Hari Bersama Akasia
游瓜登

为了这种种节目，我们下了不少心血和金钱
但感动的是朋友的体谅
对不起，因为没帮到你们打扫
没帮到ck准备field work的东西（我知道你已减轻我的工作量了）

在忙着功课和活动没时间吃午餐
还有室友帮我煮面和洗碗

活动方面感谢梅琪和建华
在我假期和我忙着时帮了我很多
当然也少不了syn yee 和kenny还有大家咯

现在活动结束了
我也能无聊上上网
吹吹水
扫扫家
睡睡觉

检讨报告不想写
功课报告不想做

让自己空白，准备迎接更恐怖的开始

我是蜘蛛侠

我家终于能上网啦
我又要开始拯救世界的任务了

茫然

贤
帮我从车上拿帽子

哦

在外往车里找啊找

没有的？

饶了车一大圈后，还是找不到，瞄到旁边的车
好像我驾来得SAGA
再看看前面的车

竟然是一辆KENARI

晕。。。。。。。。




被笑之后准备驾车回去

你走来这里干嘛？

啊？

你是司机，是从另一边上车的

。。。。。。

消逝的笑声

最近每当夜深人静时仿佛会听到你的笑声
但心情却是伤感的

你的笑声有特殊的魅力
围绕着我们
让我们的话题不能逃离它

它捆绑在丘比特的箭上
穿过我们的心再结成心结
心意能透过它流进他人心里

你消逝的笑声暂时带来伤感
但我们会承续它
以它的力量再把更多的心
牢牢的结起来

这部落格有很多大便
那我就把你便后的笑声
悄悄寄放在这儿
让这部落格
拥有与它一样的力量

FUIYOH

我现在是一个拥有执照的潜水员咯，呼呼呼呼呼呼

• 4月27日至4月30日我再lang tengah得到了我的潜水执照

• 5月2日至5月7日我和我的系友以及3位新友在redang岛上看海龟生蛋

• 也在laguna遇到一个蛮美的中国女生，可惜只和他聊了一下

• 玩排球被大蜘蛛缠着，吓得尿都差点出来

• 我终于学会炒面和饭啦，感谢你们把那炒面吃完，希望你们不会泻肚子

• 4月8 日和9日我参加朋友的婚礼，也开始学得我其实不小啦

我5月18日至6月9日会在lang tengah做beach boy
有空可以来找我哦。。。。。。

再见504

在宿舍一年过去了
504有许多回忆
开心的和我的12位室友度过365天
如今504只留下我们的气息

回忆之所以美好
是因为无论你再如何去取代
也不会有原来的感觉

TaTa

第三年的朋友们要毕业了。。。haih
害我在这儿又少了一点乐趣

不然你further master lo

再不然就extend留下来陪我咯。。。哈哈哈哈哈

dun 称赞 me liao la....haih

刚刚我看了我的部落格，发现有一位好久不见的“帅哥”（做人有时真得要埋没自己的良心）给我留了一个评语。我看了他的评语之后都不懂该有什么反应。我知道他在讽刺我，可是他写的东西实在太好笑了，感觉上好像在形容他自己.哈哈哈哈！！！开玩笑的啦！他有一张只有艺术家才会欣赏的面孔和身材“苗条”得让外国人误以为马来西亚缺乏粮食。可是，他很幽默有趣的。每次跟他谈天，我都会气中有笑，笑中有气，总自我的表情就会一时要被他气死，一时被他的童言童语弄得傻笑。 我很感谢他，因为他的存在，我才知道原来这个世界上还有很多帅哥。哈哈哈哈哈！！！！！余XX，还不感谢我称赞你？！哈哈！！！！！

Source: mc-milk

comment:

你酱来靠害还要我感谢你啊？我平常已经好多人仰慕我啦，现在你还公开称赞我，害我每走十步就有人要签名，二十步就有人要拥抱，三十步就有人要亲吻，四十步就有人要开房，令我日夜渐渐憔悴，好好一个大好青年就被你摧残了，让我的身材“苗条”得已不是让外国人误以为马来西亚缺乏粮食而是没有粮食（本来之前的人已经令我吃不消，现在还带本加厉）。。。还好马来西亚人都有世界公认的艺术细胞，懂得欣赏我的帅气，不然我就找你算账。。。

Bacteria Planet

MìŃ ... says:
wei...pig...is tat u ?

^( * @ * )^ says:
no...i m not pig...i m fish

MìŃ ... says:
ok..then fish..is tat u?

^( * @ * )^ says:
no... i m not fish...i m saltyfish

MìŃ ... says:
really kek si wo le

^( * @ * )^ says:
who?

MìŃ ... says:
u la.....abothen

^( * @ * )^ says:
gt meh?

^( * @ * )^ says:
when o ?

MìŃ ... says:
got la....juz now la..

MìŃ ... says:
haha6

^( * @ * )^ says:
ya meh?

^( * @ * )^ says:
i so good

^( * @ * )^ says:
when gt kek u o

^( * @ * )^ says:
i eat kek pandai la

^( * @ * )^ says:
but dunno kek ppl

MìŃ ... says:
good u head la....

MìŃ ... says:
u eat kek pandai or make kek pandai...?

MìŃ ... says:
haha2

^( * @ * )^ says:
both also

^( * @ * )^ says:
but i make kek every day and seldom eat kek

MìŃ ... says:
puzz3...

MìŃ ... says:
u not make for urself to eat 1 meh...

MìŃ ... says:
wakakakakakakaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...........

^( * @ * )^ says:
i so kelian bout bacteria no food to eat ma

^( * @ * )^ says:
so i make some 4 them lo

^( * @ * )^ says:
after they eat my kek normally they can grow until ping pong ball saiz le

^( * @ * )^ says:
geng le

MìŃ ... says:
o....like dat la...

MìŃ ... says:
so 'wei da' hor

^( * @ * )^ says:
then they can play with me

^( * @ * )^ says:
if some1 make me angry i will ask the bacteria attack them

MìŃ ... says:
o..play wat..ping pong ball..?

MìŃ ... says:
haha

^( * @ * )^ says:
all go in their body by nose hole,ear hole and also ass hole

^( * @ * )^ says:
wakakakakaka

MìŃ ... says:
aiyer...so geli la u

^( * @ * )^ says:
my dream is wan rear them until a planet size

^( * @ * )^ says:
then we can migrate to a new bacteria planet

^( * @ * )^ says:
wakakakka

^( * @ * )^ says:
they bacome big size because of my kek

^( * @ * )^ says:
then i ll become the legend

^( * @ * )^ says:
hahahaahhaha'

MìŃ ... says:
haha

^( * @ * )^ says:
will smith also lose liao la

MìŃ ... says:
ei...i wan discuss assignment ady...8 wit u next time la

^( * @ * )^ says:
kk

^( * @ * )^ says:
i post my kek to u

^( * @ * )^ says:
later u can become big size

MìŃ ... says:zha da

stupid guard

last week my bike in hostel had been locked by the guard----
kena saman RM20

this week my bike in campus had been locked by guard...AGAIN----
kena saman RM10

next week i dunno where i will get the saman from the guard again but i ll be waiting

at last i want to say..........

STUPID GUARDDDDDDDD